Monday, August 8, 2011

A Tall Tale Laced With Truth

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You heard of Spring Cleaning. Then there is garage or attic cleaning. When it comes to cleaning out the shed, you're getting a little personal. 

When you get along in years, it is worth the effort to be able to see what may be lurking inside your corners. 


My good doctor is in agreement. So a man has to do what he has to do. "Drink the whole gallon, eight ounces at a time, every ten minutes, and don't eat any solids," he said. "Don't go on any long trips. Your evening trips should be IN the house!"

I'm afraid, come midnight, I will have trotted an extra half a mile, up, over, down, inside my house, alert and ready for breaking news. . . . The ultimate definition of "The Midnight Trots."

This too shall pass. . . . My only consolation: A steak dinner awaits!




On a serious note.

If you are over 45, PLEASE do not put off a wellness check that includes a colonoscopy. The prep is a breeze. The procedure totally painless. It could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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